- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

feminists.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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