- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Gus's mom

why was the boy sad? because.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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