Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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you gay?

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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How you know when dislextic

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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i love to lick...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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