- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Roses are red.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

The GOV and the WHO?

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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