- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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