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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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