- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

your face is kinda funny

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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