You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Bags of delicious poop.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

my gramma died

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Anti Joke

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