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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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