What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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haha Otarts was here

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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