What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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women's rights

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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