What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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batman has diarrhea

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Cancer.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Refrigerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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