- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A sober Irish individual.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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