- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

women's rights

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

"Knock knock..." "come in"

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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