- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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