- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

whats green and slimy? green slim

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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