- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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