wanna here a joke? you.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

what's the difference between a duck?

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

F? No k

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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