- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why? Why Not?

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

women's rights

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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