Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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F? No k

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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A seal walks into a club.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Gay republicans

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Set up Punch line.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Anti Joke

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