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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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