- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

richard is fag

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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