- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

what's the difference between a duck?

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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