I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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The Big Band Theory

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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The EPA.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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