A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Penis.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Why? Why Not?

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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The WPGA tour

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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