- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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