- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

women's rights

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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