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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why? Why Not?

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Penis.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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