- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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