- Anti Joke

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same