What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

women's rights

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

angelo snyder is not ga

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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