- Anti Joke

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

your face

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

black people

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

your face

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

black people

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*