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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

shut up kobe!

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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