Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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