- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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