What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Penis.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why? Why Not?

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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