- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

The EPA.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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