What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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