Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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