- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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