Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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