- Anti Joke

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Racial equality.

George Bush.

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.