- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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