- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What comes after 23? 24.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Gus's mom

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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