- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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