- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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