- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

This is my favorite antijoke.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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