Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Wenis Penis

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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