- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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