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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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