Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

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