- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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