roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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