- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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