- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.