What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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