What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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