Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

women's rights

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

This is funny.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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