why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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