Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Davey Peterson.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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