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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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