- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Your text.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

CHORGLUND

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

The WNBA

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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