- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

How would you rule?

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??