Knock knock

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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