What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Justin Bieber

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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guess what chicken butt

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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