- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

womens rights

I have a horse.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

This is a joke.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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