What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Anti Joke

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