In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

You bumder!

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why did the fish fly It didn't

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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