Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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