Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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