- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

why are balck people black because they are

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Blacks

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What is older than history?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

women's rights

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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