- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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