What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Sex vagina. lol.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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