- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Flowers are colors Love me

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

You suck big fat slobber

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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