What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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