- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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feminists.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

guess what what that wasnt it

Justin with a hat.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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