- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

I hate Jews The Holocaust

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