why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Knock knock

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Anti Joke

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