- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why can't jokes spit?

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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