What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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The dewey decimal system

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Obama.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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