- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

How many light bulbs? 1

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

White men's rights

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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