- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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