Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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there was once a jew

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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