- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

PENIS that is all

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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