A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Dude man, I'm high...

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

were at work systems r down

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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