- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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