Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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