Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

were at work systems r down

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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