- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Gordon Brown smiles.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What's 9+10 Ebola

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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